Eternal Apprentice

Apologies first. It took me a lot longer than I thought it would to start writing this second post. I’d say it won’t happen again, but I’d be lying. Since I’m not wearing pants I don’t think I want to know what would be on fire if I lied right now.

I’m going to break it down to a couple of my camp crushes.

Lia - I already mentioned her smile. Gorgeous. Her voice was like a tiny crystal bell. But I’d bet anything that when she’s feeling toppy she’s a real firecracker. I wanted to get to know her a lot better, but seeing her shyness made me shy too for some odd reason (in addition to being a huge turn-on). She was in a really interesting family situation at camp, and although I was fascinated by it I couldn’t bring myself to ask her about it to find out if it would be okay to play with her.

Stars - We met for the first time at the Harry Potter meet-up (if that gives you any idea of what kind of nerds we are). After that we bonded with pool-noodle combat. Fun times. I wanted to take her every way possible, but again my shyness got ahold of me. I was just so happy to be making a physical connection with her, wrestling and thrashing around in the water. We’ve made some tentative plans to see each other in a couple of months. Too bad by the time we meet again it’ll be too cold for outdoor sex.

Nina - I met Nina, Duckie, and Pete at the pool by random chance. I had been enjoying hanging out in this giant floating green raft all weekend, and when I found it this day Duckie and Nina were already in it. I asked permission to board their vessel (like a pirate if my memory serves me). Nina looked amazing. She had bright red hair dye running out of her hair and into the raft. It looked like someone failed to decapitate her, but only by a little. More dye was streaming from her head every time Pete would squirt her from poolside with his super soaker. I couldn’t think of anything to say so I just relaxed and enjoyed watching her bounce around to avoid his random blasts. I didn’t end up seeing much more of the trio that weekend, but I did manage to meet both Nina and Duckie again last weekend. We had a blast hanging out together. I’ll save the goings-on of that weekend for a future post.

WildPoni - This is the first person I met when Ellie and I arrived at camp. From the first time I saw her I knew that we had a connection, but I thought it was just my general excitement over camp and let it pass the first few times I saw her. On Sunday night, however, Ellie and I headed over to a social event called “Cigars and Chocolate”. She arrived a few minutes later, and I was immediately drawn to her. Not just because she was wearing only leather shorts and a leather strap under her bare breasts, but because I felt like serving her. What better place than a chocolate tasting to serve a woman. I fed her chocolate after chocolate and tried to be as charming as I could. We found one chocolate that I hadn’t tried yet. After she had a bit she offered me the other half from her lips. I took it greedily. The next chocolate brought our lips together, and the third ended in a passionate kiss. I wanted to get down on my knees and worship her body, so I did, a little. But I want to do it again, better.

Drew, Bear, Pink Pet, Tatsumi, Elle Emenope, Den, Lori, Chris! - Oh my god! Too much awesome, too little time.

My entire freaking cabin full of sexy, awesome people - Wendy Blackheart, Ivy, Don, Viviane, Tilda, Subtle, Mina Meow. I want to see/kiss/fondle all of you. Soon! If not at Winter Fire then there is always next year’s Summer Camp.

The lesson I learned from Sex Camp 2008: If you aren’t sure what is permissible, just ask. Don’t be afraid of rejection. And, as Nina just pointed out to me, “The only dumb question is the one left unasked.”